As a family entertainer for 40+ years, I’ve learned a few things. We need to communicate! This lead me to think that we should agree on some basic “signs” or signals to help us all to communicate in this pandemic-crazed world.
Here are a few of the suggestions that I came up with:
Yes.
No.
My Family is Driving me Crazy!
NO CLOSER PLEASE.
I’m a “little” (lot) stressed.
My mask stinks.
I’m here…the rest of my family is over there.
I just finished reading the news, and this is what my head is saying.
Missed a spot.
I accidentally left my coupons at home.
Like Pac-Man, I”m eating everything in sight.
It all makes me want to barf!
Look, a duck!
And finally…
THERE’S JUST NOT ENOUGH ALCOHOL IN THE WORLD!
I’d be interested in what new signals you can come up with?
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